Top Ten Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina
10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if he could finally do the splits
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without taking a nap first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot
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8 comments:
Oh My, you have trouble finding the G-spot? lol. I loved this! Very cute. ;-)
LOL!
i can show you where the gspot is.. you dont need your own vag LOL
i love the pelvic exam on video one.. that is funny.
You are so sweet. And I am totally smiling! You smile too!
hmmm...i would think most men would be horrified that their most prized possession was gone...it would be "i have a vag!" followed by "my dick is gone!!"...very cute, though, lol...
thanks for stopping by ;)
cg
I'm with cg ...
LOL!
Uh top 10 things if I woke up with a penis:
1) Masturbate in bed.
2) Masturbate again.
3) Masturbate standing up.
4) Masturbate in the shower.
5) Masturbate in front of the bathroom mirror.
6) Go back to the bedroom, find my husband and enjoy him masturbating me :)
7) Ask for oral sex and get it.
8) Be on the "giving" end to a good scronk, aka: fuck.
9) Do whichever felt the best from the above.
10) Go back to sleep and find my vagina :)
Let the truth set yee free.... YIPPEEEEEEE!
You know there's a follow-up to this, right?
What women would do if they had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9.
LOL! ;)
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