little bits of madness: Woe is Me

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Sadly, I'm not getting any lately either :-(

Wonder Woman said...: You might wanna remind 'her' of every second Friday... being this Friday - it's Steak and Blow Job Day!; 11:33 AM
Krissyface said...: I'm so sorry to hear that, Pronto.
Have you heard of literotica.com? Helps me during those (rare) dry spells. Heee!; 3:09 PM
Doorman-Priest said...: I don't think I should be here.; 3:18 AM
Pronto said...: LOL,

All is well. Pity Party is over.

WW - will have to postpone Steak & BJ day for a week - she's detoxing, and we all know how many calories are in a BJ, (or, do we?).

Krissy - thanks for the hint. Personally, I prefer gigagalleries during those dry spealls....

Doorman - that can probably be said the same for all of us.....; 9:19 AM
Wonder Woman said...: I would like to point out...

"What is the most important way to detoxify? "Exercise," says Bennett. "Yoga or jump-roping are good. One hour every day." Also try qigong, a martial-arts based exercise system that includes exercises specifically for detoxifying or cleansing, as well as many other exercises with specific health benefits."

AKA: SEX, BLOW ...

EXERCISE IS A GREAT WAY TO HELP THE DETOXIFING PROCESS!

You have to have the steak tho ;-P; 9:43 AM
Pronto said...: You have to have the steak tho ;-P

I'm all over that......

;-); 10:30 AM
Roland said...: I've never been able to lick my balls.
Are you related to Gene Simmons?; 10:54 AM