Despite all the recent blog activity you've been reading regarding personal grooming and esthetics, you really should have listened to your heart last night.
I know you're typically a 'trimmer', but last night you had to go and break out the razor, didn't you? Despite the smoothness of it all, you had absolutely no idea that it would cause such an itch, did you?
Dummy !
Sincerely,
Pronto's privates.
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I wish my privates would write me such a civilized letter.
Usually it goes like this:
Dear Kristin,
OW! Fucking Motherfuckers!!!!
Why did you let that woman rip every single hair out with that hot wax? Even in our most delicate sections?!!! You fucking sadist bitch! Up yours!!!
Love,
Kristin's Privates
Yah-but, remember,
I'm Canadian !
And there was no hot wax involved !
Any cuts?
No cuts, thankfully.
Just smooth, soft skin.
Got lucky this time?
See what we women have been going through all this time? Honestly, there has to be an easier, more humane way to eradicate unwanted hair. Right? Good. When you come up with one, let me know.
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