Light up my Life

Okay, here's the rant...... my ex used to represent a national candle distributor, and as result, pretty well every horizontal surface in my household, as well as a number of walls contain candles. Pretty, scented candles. Rooms bathe in the essence of french lilac, stargazer lily, herbal citrus, bayberry, orchid and summer peach - to name a few. I kid you not. Figure I'm pretty well set with a lifetime supply.

So here's my idea - perhaps won't make me a millionaire... hey, does this count as a copyright? Why not, instead of all those frilly colours & scents, why not scents that are a bit more manly. I guess you could call them Mandles.

Just think of the possibilities........ candles scented with the aura of:

• sawdust
• barbequing steak
• motor oil
• fresh paint
• that new car smell
• that old car smell
• frying bacon (or, for that matter, anything fried)

So what do you think? Wanna invest? Got any more suggestions?