This just in........
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should also immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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5 comments:
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I've caught that virus before...But now I'm immune. I had my "Lazirmi" shot last year. I suggest it to anyone that's had your type of virus.
Your funny.
that's hilarious! love it.
LMAO!!!
great post!
And sometimes WORK controls your life whether you have 5 friends or NOT. lol
Funny post, hope you're doing well.
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