Many "Old Folks" (those over 60, WAY over 60, or hovering near 60) are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current fashion standards.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets,
the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
4 comments:
Oh, I almost peed (with laughter) when I read the depends and thong combo. That picture speaks a thousand words all of them correlating to a thesaurus search for the word NASTY!!
Some things should just be illegal...
jesus.
lol...great post! I totally agree with you! Oh my goodness! I can't even believe that photo!
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